Score: 6

"I don't get it..."

submission: Tricky bangbanggooberblat

date: March 19, 2006

I don't understand!! it was a little funny, but more just strange. Two things. One, I agree with some guy ahead of me. if you had epileposy (I know that's not right) than this would probably kill you. I get dizzy just watching it. Two, does it ever end?

Score: 10

"I worship you."

submission: Thing-Thing 2

date: March 14, 2006

Hands down the best game on NG. I play this at least every week, and each time I do, I like it more. I have all the weapons, even the survival mode one. My favorite is the magnum you get for the final boss level. It might be a Desert Eagle, but I don't know. Anyway, I have never played a better game, and I am in Awe of your skill.

PS. I think there might be a bug. If you stand where there are two kill gates next to one another, and you can see both counters, if you kill a guy it will count on both of the gates

Score: 2

"Not in bad taste, just a shitty game."

submission: Fly into the Trade Center

date: March 5, 2006

I really don't care if you want to make a game where you crash into the WTC.In fact, I think all the loosers who are crying "wah wah wah 3000 people died oh my god you fucking nazi" should go suck it. But really, If you are going to make a flash and post it on NG, make it better than this. The graphics are shitty, the plane looks like it's from WWII, it has no point, and it's impossible not to win! You should make it so you see how many towers you can knock down in a set period of time. Otherwise, somebody is going to come along amd blam this.

Score: 2

"God, this sucks"

submission: Halo: Pramape Truth&Rec

date: October 11, 2005

This is just a stupid ripoff of TSAH and Star Wars and ?!Robin Hood?!
A( It had terrible voice acting
B( It had terrible graphics
C( It had a terrible plot!
I can't believe NG gave the front page to this peice of crap!!!
(I am aware I spelled peice wrong)

Score: 6

"Decent, but misplaced."

submission: Projectiles

date: September 14, 2005

This is pretty interesting, but it doesn't really belong on NG. Half the loosers who use this site couldn't even tell you what a parabola is, and their idea of an objective review is "woot, this real good shit.all my five are for you". It takes some skill to write a program like this, but I think I'm probably one of the few who reaizes that.

Score: 10

"TO DA MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Halo Armageddon

date: September 1, 2005

Nice flash, bro. The best part is when the Hunter goes "Dude, check it oout!" and shoots him with the fuel rod. You should have given the worms kilts.

Score: 10

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Madness interactive

date: August 30, 2005

OMG! This is the BEST game on NG, and I'm not just saying that. I don't want to be one of those guys who gives straight 10's to anything he likes, but every 10 I gave, this game deserved. Two things: There is a glitch so that if you are shooting at the end of the level, you will keep on shooting in the next one, and if you are using the minigun or the FLCL cheat, you can't stop shooting(even if you drop the gun). Also, you should make a new one with bigger levels where you can drive vehicles!

Score: 10

"Make a new one or I will kill you!!"

submission: Joe Zombie :: Episode 5

date: July 13, 2005

This is the best flash movie I have ever seen. This stuff is better than pot!! I am begging you to make an ep. 6!!!

Score: 10

"Brilliant!"

submission: Kerry + Edwards

date: July 13, 2005

I am a life long democrat, but this is the funniest flash since Jib Jab. It has crossed my mind that they are/were gay, but I voted for them anyway. Make a Bush + Cheney one!